Band Directors Only, Band is Horrible Expansion Pack
Adults-only expansion deck that is meant to be shuffled into the Band Is Horrible card game.
Let's just say it: band directors can be horrible people.
Who can blame them? They have to deal with that one ---- freshman. They have to figure out why that mute is sticky. They have to wait until after school hours to get "band director drunk."
This red-band expansion deck is meant to be shuffled into the main card game to create a decidedly more mature gaming experience. There's cussin', y'all. Hide it from the kids — someplace they won't ever look. Maybe their instrument locker?